Collection: shop the date

Ready to show the world you're a certified survivor of your birth year? Our "Wooden Spoon Survivor" tee lets you proudly display the year you officially became awesome (and probably a little jaded).

Here's the deal: life threw some stuff at us, right? We navigated the pre-internet wild west, witnessed the rise and fall of countless fashion trends, and probably still know how to rewind a VHS tape with a pen. But hey, we're still here, funnier and hipper than ever.

This shirt is for all the Gen Xers who've earned their stripes. Choose your birth year and let everyone know you're a survivor with a sense of humor and impeccable taste.